Ellen - The Face-Hugger Pony
Hold your horses sugar cubes! This aint no ordinary pony. This is the pony who stared into the inky blackness of space and the inky blackness stared back. She’s seen things man. Things that would make your rainbow mane wilt faster than a dandelion in Death Valley. We’re talking shadowy figures, acid for blood, and enough teeth to make a shark jealous. But don’t worry, she’s got it all under control - mostly.
Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion of fear. Side effects include increased bravery, a sudden urge to wear jumpsuits and the ability to speak fluent Alien. Also there may be a slight rattling sound when shaken - that’s just the space rocks. Don’t worry about it. (Polished stones reside permanently inside this pony in order to counter-weight out her face-hugging friend)
As always, our products are for display NOT for play. They are not suitable for children and should be kept out of reach at all times.
Hold your horses sugar cubes! This aint no ordinary pony. This is the pony who stared into the inky blackness of space and the inky blackness stared back. She’s seen things man. Things that would make your rainbow mane wilt faster than a dandelion in Death Valley. We’re talking shadowy figures, acid for blood, and enough teeth to make a shark jealous. But don’t worry, she’s got it all under control - mostly.
Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion of fear. Side effects include increased bravery, a sudden urge to wear jumpsuits and the ability to speak fluent Alien. Also there may be a slight rattling sound when shaken - that’s just the space rocks. Don’t worry about it. (Polished stones reside permanently inside this pony in order to counter-weight out her face-hugging friend)
As always, our products are for display NOT for play. They are not suitable for children and should be kept out of reach at all times.
Hold your horses sugar cubes! This aint no ordinary pony. This is the pony who stared into the inky blackness of space and the inky blackness stared back. She’s seen things man. Things that would make your rainbow mane wilt faster than a dandelion in Death Valley. We’re talking shadowy figures, acid for blood, and enough teeth to make a shark jealous. But don’t worry, she’s got it all under control - mostly.
Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion of fear. Side effects include increased bravery, a sudden urge to wear jumpsuits and the ability to speak fluent Alien. Also there may be a slight rattling sound when shaken - that’s just the space rocks. Don’t worry about it. (Polished stones reside permanently inside this pony in order to counter-weight out her face-hugging friend)
As always, our products are for display NOT for play. They are not suitable for children and should be kept out of reach at all times.